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[Pray for Peace]

Chocolate is a smart drug! It's high in antioxidants...bugs or no bugs!


Quotes my eighty-something (forever young) parents live by:

If you think you are old, you are old.

You don't grow old. You become old by not growing.

[CandyCane]

Chocolate is a smart drug! It's high in antioxidants...bugs or no bugs!
Quotes my eighty-something (forever young) parents live by:

If you think you are old, you are old.

You don't grow old. You become old by not growing.

Never let those you care about wear beer or wine or other spirit goggles when out on the town!!

[Miss SugarDLuxe]

· Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may
not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.


· The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.


· It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbour’s
newspaper, that's the time to do it.


· Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

[FifiKitty]

The love of money is the root of all evil.

Having said that, money is not evil...just the love of it.

[Suzy]

You'll get what I got when I get it...

(my Grandfather after Grandma kept bugging him for something or another)




For in my mind, of all mankind, I love but you alone.

(Unknown)

[Miss SugarDLuxe]

· It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.



· It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.



· If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.



· Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.

[kazz227]

· Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may
not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.


· The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.


· It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbour’s
newspaper, that's the time to do it.


· Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Miss Sugz, loooooovvvveeee all of those quotes.

[Miss SugarDLuxe]

I'm so glad. Here are some more Kazz!



· If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

· Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

· If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

· Don't squat with your spurs on.

· Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

[kazz227]

I'm so glad. Here are some more Kazz!
· If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

· Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

· If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
· Don't squat with your spurs on.

· Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

'Save planet Earth.
It's the only one with chocolate!'

[Miss SugarDLuxe]

· Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

· The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket.

· There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works..

· Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

· We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

[kazz227]

· Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

· The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket.

· There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works..

· Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

· We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Lovin' 'em all again......

Especially the gem of wisdom about arguing with women. Some poor sods just never learn this lesson.

[Goin Nowhere]

"My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am"
our pal, Mr. Anonymous

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein


Cheers
JoJo

"If lovin Chris is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

· If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

· Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

· If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

· Don't squat with your spurs on.

· Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

LOL Miss Sugar you crack me up!!!!! The second one is the reason I am divorced!!! hahahaha LOLOLOLOL

Cheerio
JoJo

"If lovin Chris is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

[Goin Nowhere]

Here's another of my faves:

Confucius say man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

hahahahaha

[stacey]

Here's another of my faves:

Confucius say man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

hahahahaha

Heeheehee.Love it GN.

[Goin Nowhere]

Hey I'm having so much fun with the "Confucius Say" stuff that I could almost start a whole new thread ...

Here's another of my faves:

Confucius say at nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who best man is.


hahahahahaha

JoJo

[chrisandkenneysg...]

If we weren't all crazy we would all go insane -Jimmy Buffett
Life's A Lemon And I want My Money Back- Meat Loaf
Never lend money to a man with a sense of Humour ( I heard that line in the Monkees movie head and I thought it was pretty funny and who knows maybe it's true)


C&Ksgirl-Kerri-Lynn

[Goin Nowhere]

Hehehe I'm having so much fun with the Confucius say .. here's a few more I like:

Confucius say only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in first place.

Confucius say kiss on lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius say transvestite is man who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Confucius say best time to go to dentist is tooth hurty.

Confucius say balanced diet is cookie in each hand.

Confucius say never take sleeping pill and laxative on same night.


And for you Aussies, here's a couple of good ones:

Confucius say Australian kiss similar to French kiss, but given down under.

Confucius say gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.


hahahaha

Have a good one all
JoJo

"If lovin Chris is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

[Miss SugarDLuxe]

"Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini" - Mae West

[Cheryl L.]

Hehehe I'm having so much fun with the Confucius say .. here's a few more I like:

Confucius say only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in first place.

Confucius say kiss on lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius say transvestite is man who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Confucius say best time to go to dentist is tooth hurty.

Confucius say balanced diet is cookie in each hand.

Confucius say never take sleeping pill and laxative on same night.
And for you Aussies, here's a couple of good ones:

Confucius say Australian kiss similar to French kiss, but given down under.

Confucius say gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.
hahahaha

Have a good one all
JoJo

"If lovin Chris is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

Bwa ha ha. I think that last one came straight from the Gay Mardi Gras (which, coincidentally, is held in Sydney...... )

(oooh, I just realised I used the word 'straight' in that sentence.....I should have turned it into one of those, 'quick - spot the word out of place' games!)

[CandyCane]

Why so serious? - The Joker in The Dark Knight